1. Fat people – Seriously… just put the damn fork down and don’t complain about your weight while you’re munching down on 3 Big Macs with large fries… just because you’re drinking a diet coke with all that shit doesn’t make it ok . I understand that it is hard work to lose that weight and nothing happens over night, but control yourself, and stop complaining about these “thyroid problems.”
2. Religious people – Come on now… really? It’s the 21st century and you still believe in a little story written by some random dudes that would be considered crazy if introduced in modern times. If you disagree with this, just think about Scientology. Yeah, thought so.
3. Social smokers – No, I will not give you one of MY cigarettes so you can stand there and puff on it like a dumbass and not even finish it. These things cost money. If you like to smoke when you’re drinking, why don’t you buy your own damn pack before going out? Also, don’t you dare fucking ask for a hit. It’s my cigarette and I don’t want your germs.
4. AT&T – Seriously, fuck them. I’m sick and tired of missing calls because they have such a shitty network then having to go outside to make calls. It’s been way too cold for that shit.
5. Fox News – Fair and balanced… yeah… no political bias associated with this “news” organization at all. They constantly misrepresent facts to further the republican agenda and infuse false facts in the minds of their viewers. There is nothing more frightening than a misinformed collective with such ideals... and guns.
6. Cops – Your job is to protect and serve. This does NOT mean you’re allowed to be a trigger happy bully on a powertrip. Don’t get me wrong, I know some nice cops, but most cops I’ve met have been total assholes. No matter what the situation was.
7. Reality TV shows – Worst thing to happen to TV other than Fox News.
8. Dirty people – Is it really that hard to shower everyday? It takes five minutes, feels amazing and makes you not smell like shit. I think it’s worth it…
9. Texting – This is one thing I don’t understand to save my life. I do it, but only because it’s become an essential part of communication. It's so much easier to just call someone, but people only text nowadays. Even when they're driving... really? You're going to fucking look down at a screen and type on tiny keys WHILE DRIVING a multi-ton chunk of metal traveling at the speed of death. Yeah, that's smart.
10. Mind games – You try it with me, I won’t even bother with you. Simple as that.
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